We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
He felt like a one man threesome
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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