he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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