I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize