i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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