She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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