Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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