I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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