the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Randomize