my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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