he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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