Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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