i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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