i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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