haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
The beer is more important than you right now.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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