I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
We left the knife in your bed.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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