We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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