Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Can i not drive my cunt home
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
and i looked up. we had an audience...
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
