living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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