So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Your penis caused this!
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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