the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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