He is an equal opportunity slut.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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