im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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