I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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