the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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