remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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