bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
