Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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