I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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