no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
we're making bets on your personal life
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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