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(702): View more from Nevada

**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha

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(601): View more from Mississippi

woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time

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(206): View more from Washington

I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"

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(845): View more from New York

I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.

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(323): View more from California

She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.

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(714): View more from California

I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just trying to show you I care.

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"

(617): View more from Massachusetts

Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.

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