why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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