masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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