Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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