i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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