ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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