I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I think a kid would responsible me up
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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