Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize
