yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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