i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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