She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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