I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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