Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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