wake up i wanna do it froggy style
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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