At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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