UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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