whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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