i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
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