I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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