I hope mine doesn't look like that
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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