He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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