if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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