Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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