this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
