Don't you send me to vm
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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